I'd rather cruise with Manut Bol

May I please have your attention-your 15 minutes are now up...would you kindly exit Access Hollywood and step onto the Legend Cruise Ship? Can they really use the word legend? If Tivo is going to freak out about the media using it as a verb, what company out there has "legend's" back? (I believe there is a trashy bar in my hometown w/ this name...perhaps I should contact them). But I digress...I almost feel sorry for these past Apprentices (Apprenti?). They barely had a chance to bask in the glory that is reality tv stardom before they began ushering in the next batch- Book Smarts vs. Street Smarts. Frankly, what it comes down to is this: I don't like the look of any of the candidates. This same thing happened w/ Survivor...after the 2nd season I was out. Farewell Apprentice, it was nice knowing you. Thanks for emailing me about the cruise, I'm flattered, but I'm going to have to pass. I've already got plans to go parasailing w/ the cast of Joe Millionaire 2.
R.